10 Great Halloween Jokes

October 26, 2012 By Leave a Comment
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Happy Halloween! Here are 10 Halloween Jokes that hopefully tickle your funny bone

1. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!

2. What is a mummies favorite type of music?
Wrap

3. What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A Human Bean

4. What do ghost say when something is really neat?
Ghoul

5. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
he didn’t have a haunting license

6. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with

7. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the Casketeria

8. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist

9. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat?
Because of the coffin

10. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always goblin

 

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