1. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
2. What is a mummies favorite type of music?
3. What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A Human Bean
4. What do ghost say when something is really neat?
5. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
he didn’t have a haunting license
6. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with
7. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the Casketeria
8. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist
9. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat?
Because of the coffin
10. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always goblin
1. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite
2. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
3. Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are to heavy
4. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, They eat the fingers seperately
5. Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with
6. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in People?
7. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves
8. What type of dogs do vampire’s like the best?
9. What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
10. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath