Top 10 Halloween Jokes

October 30, 2012 By Leave a Comment
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Top 10 Halloween Jokes

1. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite

2. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite

3. Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are to heavy

4. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, They eat the fingers seperately

5.  Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with

6. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in People?

7. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves

8. What type of dogs do vampire’s like the best?
Bloodhounds

9. What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
trombone

10. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath

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