I thought I would share 10 fantastic Halloween Jokes to help celebrate Halloween
1. What do you call a goblin who gets to close to a bonfire?
a toasty ghosty
2. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
3. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
4. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To go to the body shop
5. What happens when 2 vampires meet?
It was love at first bite!
6. What do you call two spiders that just got married?
7. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
Scream or sugar!
8. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building
9. What pasta should you eat on Halloween?
10. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts!