Happy Halloween! I hope these Halloween Jokes will hopefully tickle your funny bone and keep you giggling all day long! What better way to get your kids smiling in the morning than a cheesy Halloween Joke or 2. They would be so much fun written as lunchbox notes as a surprise. So many cute fun ways to get a giggle and a laugh as we head towards Halloween!
Do you know what you are dressing up as this year? I can’t wait to hear about it! If you are planning a Halloween Party we put together a huge list of fun Halloween Games for all ages!
1. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
2. What is a mummies favorite type of music?
3. What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A Human Bean
4. What do ghost say when something is really neat?
5. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
he didn’t have a haunting license
6. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with
7. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the Casketeria
8. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist
9. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat?
Because of the coffin
10. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always goblin
11. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite
12. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
13. Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy
14. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, They eat the fingers separately
15. Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have anybody to go out with
16. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in People?
17. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves
18. What type of dogs do vampires like the best?
19. What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
20. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath
Halloween Jokes for Kids
21. What do you call a goblin who gets to close to a bonfire?
a toasty ghosty
22. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
23. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
24. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To go to the body shop
25. What happens when 2 vampires meet?
It was love at first bite!
26. What do you call two spiders that just got married?
27. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
Scream or sugar!
28. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building
29. What pasta should you eat on Halloween?
30. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts!
31. What do ghosts eat for supper?
32. What kinds of mistakes do spooks make?
33. What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in humans?
34. What kinds of cereal do monsters eat?